Coallie Wabbles

Them tap-cats an' unnerdogs maun hae their day in day oot wi' every tam cat an' hairy scrabbin behin the dorr forto get in if the're oot an' oot if the're in an' whaniver the're gran' oul Dukes neither. HMV gien the doag tha Buik o Rules fortae lairn him it's no for eatin nor spoartin wi. Fetch a pail o water - is there no a man Jack o ye can read wi'oot me rhymin on? Bring the bucket then guid boy an lee the buik alane for ye'll dae mair hairm nor guid. Daft doags an the Inglis man maun dae their roons door tae door wi nae en in sicht barrin their daily breid. Youse cannae unnerstan the buik sae jist give ear an' dae whut ye're bid.